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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2004|11:51 am]
[mood |hyperhyper]

hello my beautiful darlings... hello. *smiles and looks around wiggling eyebrows* Who loves me? I love you... yes.. yes I do... and I'm sexy and so are you.. I'm horny... who's horny with me?
Mandy Moore was dear enough to choeorograph a funny dance for Sue and I to do... been so caught up in attempting to no be busy that I've been over my head... now something that made me laugh... how odd... sex scenes in movies are always different than real life.. but this part happened to leak out.. "Then there's what must surely be one of the most bizarre couplings to hit the big screen - James Gandolfini and Kate Winslet reportedly fogged up some lenses shooting John Turturro's upcoming New York-set musical comedy "Romance & Cigarettes. 'Their sex scene? Please God, I hope we get an R rating,' says producer Penotti. 'It's really, really provocative - and vocal.'"
*grin and blushes* All in a days work.. right? So.. Lace... want to help me fog up a few windows? *wiggles eyebrows*
OH! My cute repairman is here.. be back later kiddies.. *gasps* He's got one of those cute cowboy asses.
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2004|11:19 pm]
[mood |hothurt]

What the hell?
I love myself, I love my body.. but when people say something that isn't true.. it hurts. When they lie to you.. it hurts.
My mum asked me for money, I graciously gave it to her.. she denies that she ever asked me to do anything for her. Now my pa is doing the same. It really grates on my nerves. I'm overworked, overstressed.. but I love my job. I love the people that I work with.. and still I am not like my siblings are.
I am a mother and I do not understand what things are supposed to be or what we are supposed to do.
Again, with my weight.. I went and saw a wonderful movie.. a great one.. yet when I saw what was in there... the small waif thin women.. unlike myself.. I felt a turning in my stomach. The pride that I have been swallowing back all of these years exploded in my face. I have been fighting myself.. I am happy.. yet afraid, hurt. Betrayed.. by my own blood? Aye! That I am!
How is it possible that the ones you love can hurt you so deeply. Does my kin really need to remind me every waking hour that I am not skin and bone? That I am not the average Hollywood woman?
I am not putting thin women down, it just pains me when someone does so. I am not thin, I am not petite. I am a woman. I have had children. I am a woman.
Is the reason why I am still single.. because I am unappealing to people? Do I anger them? Upset them? IS that why I've been divorced twice? Because I am unpleasant to look at? That why I have no current suitors.. because I am not a rail? Why.. the question echoes in my bloody mind.. makes my stomach turn over and over.. but *takes a long drag* It'll all be okay. I'll come out of it on top.. just a fucking rant. Needed to get it out of my system... *sits back*
So.. how are all of you?
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2004|10:27 pm]
*starts laughing*
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a_james is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also prank calling you regularly!

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If I would have known Alex, I would have invited you over sooner. *winks* Thanks for the cig last night.. may I borrow another?
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2004|10:10 pm]
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]

I had a wonderful time at Gray's concert in the Electric Ballroom last night.. soon after I had to come back home to the sleeping angels in my house.. I had fun. Didn't you?
Now I'm retiring to my little beg because I am exhausted and have a full day of work before me.
Good night everyone.
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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2004|08:02 am]
[mood |amusedamused]


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Funny.. I always thought of myself as well mannered and controled.
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2004|01:39 pm]
[mood |chipperchipper]

Hello everyone... I've missed most of you so I hope no one minds that I come crawling back to you with my tail between my legs like a sweet little kitty... i've noticed that you all have been very busy and please forgive me for my long absense.. but i am back. Now, let's have some fun.
I've been so busy it's hard for me to catch my breath :-)
I donated glasses and a note for an Ebay celebrity auction for the Discovery Fund for Eye Research. If any of you would like to take part in the auction you can find it on ebay. Please do so, we would love to take care of the people and find new ways to heal others with eye problems.
April 06
Please accept these specs on my behalf and with my best wishes. The truth behind the lenses... I actually found these lying on the back seat of a New York yellow cab 2 years ago! I've worn them ever since.
Love Kate x x x

Also! There will be a movie airing soon on A&E that I lent my voice to.. I hope all of you love it.. I'm very proud of the fact that I was able to lend my voice to it.. and Orlando, Viggo.. take a look at who I am able to *mate* with.. *grin* Helen Mirren provides the voice for the mother lion whose daughter (Kate Winslet) mates with Dark (Sean Bean), a lion from another pride. Other voices are provided by John Hurt, Jim Broadbent, Robbie Coltrane and Rupert Graves. The movie will also come out on DVD from BBC Video Sept. 7.
I'm number 34 on the list of 100 naturaly beautiful women! Isn't that great and grand! Just wonderful I think... well they're calling me on set so I've got to go.. lovely to speak with all of you soon!
Hope you haven't forgotten me :-)
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2004|11:22 pm]
[ I have been very inactive with Kate, she deserves someone to play her that loves the characters that she is. Anyone intrested let me know. If I don't know within two weeks she's going to be deleted.
It was fun while it lasted I suppose. ]
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2004|10:53 pm]
Hello everyone!
I'm sorry I haven't updated in awhile, filming in New York with Chris and Susan is just insane! I love it though and wouldn't change a thing. *smiles looking around* All right.. I have a few moments.. The movie Romance & Cigarettes is just.. some of the most fun that I've ever had!
I wear a bright red wig and I can't tell that much because everything is supposed to be kept under wraps!
Anyway, they're calling my name and I've got to get my ass back there! Bye everyone!
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buy my house? [May. 3rd, 2004|09:55 pm]
*grins and looks around* So.. does anyone want to buy a house? I had the house appraised and it's at an estimated worth of 5.1 million quid.
It's in London! Perfect place for anyone, everyone to live.. According to.. *starts laughing* according to People magazine I am becoming landed gentry. I recently sold my four story, five bedroom townhouse in London's Belsize Park neighborhood. Now I want to move to a country estate in the Cotswolds.
Beautiful country, I'm telling you. It's a beautiful mid-Victorian home complete with a private garden and an artists stuido... for those of you wanting to sketch nude photographs of your lovers.
*starts laughing and takes a swig of her drink* Oh.. by me.. you have to love certain things that will make you go crazy.. at least that's the way I do.
Anyone here? I want to speak to my friends... or something like that. *hugs and laughs walking away*
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tray up bitch haha [Apr. 27th, 2004|11:04 pm]
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,lovely people,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo
so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."
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